Fuck this shit.
Last week, Bernice said I had a tummy.
Today, Rick said I had fat legs.
Today, Bernice said I have a huge ass.
Today, Joanna said my ass is no longer hot.
I look so fat & hideous.
I'm not going to eat & spam sit-ups.
Learn some Yoga from Youtube.
Turn anorexic.
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I've been having frequent pains in the lower left side of my abdomen lately so I googled it & found out it could either be kidney problems, cancer or pregnancy. & I'm absolutely sure it's not the last cause.
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First thing in school today - skip first lecture.
We never listened in lectures so yesterday we pissed the lecturer off & she told us that she didn't want us to be wasting our time there. & she added that if we really didn't wanna pay attention she would allow us to leave the lecture hall with our attendance marked. MARK HER WORDS. She didn't allow for our attendance to be taken today. Stupid.
So anyway had class photo-taking & then headed Ikea @ Queensway 'cos Jo wanted to have meatballsxz. I wasn't intending to eat but my sweetie pies still got some food for me despite calling me fat. Or vertically-challenged. Or horizontally-challenged. Or stumpy stouty whatever.
& I will not wear bodycon clothing with gray leggings anymore. Gray leggings make me look fat.


Then had fun playing with the furniture & decors. I invited my classmates over to 'my place' for a Christmas dinner but a customer started staring at us & the rest were too embarrassed to 'eat' the 'turkey' I prepared for them so they left me sitting alone on 'my' dining table. Aye, sad.
& there was still the refrigerator that I thought the door was stuck so I tried to open it with all my might & I looked hell ridiculous b'cos I later realised that I was pulling the wrong side of the door. Then Jo & Rick spent the next 5 minutes argueing about which side the refrigerator door should have opened b'cos it should have been standardised universally.
& I saw many parents bringing their children over to the Children's Furniture to choose their own furniture. Got me green with envy b'cos my parents never did that - they just got the furniture & placed it in the room & then it became 'My Room'. But then that's not my style b'cos that's your style not my style!
Headed back to school, late.
I got 80 marks for that bullshit crap thing which I designed for Ideas, lol.
My Stats lecturer is so gay he's pissing me off. I normally like gays but he's like half-gay & half-not-so-gay & that annoys me.
Then trained back home.
Okay gotta chiong sit-ups now kthanxbye.